Okay, I need to:

1/ Fall back in love with music, both playing and listening.

2/ Quit smoking.

3/ Sort out going to university (at some point)

4/ Learn to cook, cut out the junk food.

5/ Get in shape, become taut like tiger, and faster than one too.

6/ Get some nicer clothes and either grow my hair again or cut it short, none of this poor man Fellaini bullshit.

That should be enough for an average Wednesday. Oh, and phone mum.